What+Not+to+Wear

What is Never A cceptable  Lets face it, some shoes are classics and will always be in fashion where as some others are flat out fugly. A secret tip if your not sure if a pair of shoes are ugly is if they are comfortable it is likely that they're heinous looking. Here are some shoes that are perfect examples of this rule. Ugg-ly  If you wear these shoes it is definitely not for the looks. Although they feel like walking on a cloud these may be some of the ugliest boot know to man. If you insist on wearing these please do everyone a favour and stick to the classic beiges or browns and refrain from indulging with the metallic, fringes and snake skin styles. These boots are truly for the blind. Border Line Offensive  (try not to look directly at them)   These "shoes" are not acceptable on anyone over the age of 8 (likely to develop social issues due to intense ridicule) or under the age of 70 (aka the senile). The delusional try to argue that the comfort is worth the social cost however anyone with eyes can tell you that they are vile and will never be able to co-exist with your dignity. Exceptions to the Rules of Ugly The Heeled Flip Flop   Although the addition that was added to the heel makes the flip flop more uncomfortable it certainly does not make it any more socially acceptable. Only the trashiest or most clueless (and not in the alicia silverstone kind of way) people would even consider wearing these fashion faux pas. All you need is a velour track suit and bleached out hair to pull this "classy" look off. Things to Remember  There are so many types of fugly shoes out there that we just need to use our eyes and a little common sense to distinguish if they are passable or disasters. Functional ≠ Fashionable media type="youtube" key="GalqTjOpe1w" height="315" width="420" align="center"

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